Walmart

A large retail chain started in 1962 by Sam Walton. His number one goal was to bargain with suppliers in order to buy goods at lower prices and sell them at lower prices to our fellow Americans. This proved to be very effective as the small store in Bentonville, Arkansas blew up into several stores and eventually a retail chain by the 1970's. Walmart was once a friendly environment, with good old Mr. Walton paying surprise visits to his many different stores around the country and working with every single one of his associates. He treated them like family, gave them the recognition they deserved, made everyone feel positive. In today's times Walmart is now the largest company in the world- except its prices aren't as low as many would make them out to be (Things are probably only a few cents lower than usual, maybe slightly MORE!) with Target as its main competitor.

The retail chain's goal is to bring products and services to customers at low prices. Problem is, production values have sharply gone down the drain since Sam Walton's passing (whoever's calling the shots thought it was fine to start making dirt-cheap crap in China, now no one wants to even buy clothes at Walmart anymore!), and that man made sure his stores sold the best products. Ever try Grapette or Orangette? Those two "Sam's Choice" branded sodas actually have a very long history behind them. Look it up.

Walmart. There's a fine caramel coating around the exterior... you'll find the real meat inside, deep within...

by TheSpectacularOne October 12, 2010

wallop

pseudo-violently high-powered action performed abruptly.

With one big wallop, the Gremlin's hairy bicep powered a fling that sent the record-breaking pumpkin onto it's endoatmospheric trajectory across the province.

by hahh? November 17, 2003

walmarturd

a bland, generic corporate chain store, that's exactly the same no matter which one you go to, like walmart. each store of any such chain has exactly the same stuff in the same location, with asshole 20-something managers bossing over 50-something workers whose well paying manufacturing jobs were lost to China when Wal*mart told the manufacturer to make it there.

*walks into the 13th Borders on a long road trip*

Shopper1: Are you sure we're in Texas, i swear i saw that cashier in Iowa last week
Shopper2: Yeah, this is just another walmarturd: same books, same cashiers, even the homeless people pretending to shop look the same.

by dispassionate August 15, 2005

Wet Waldo

The act of ejaculating in your partner's ear, then proceeding to give them a wet willy in the affected ear.

We asked Melissa why her ear was bothering her so much, and she told us it was because of the wet waldo Mike gave her last night.

by JBlaze January 11, 2009

Walmart Shopper

A title or phrase used to describe a persons appearance as being very unkempt and cheap (not "tight on money" cheap, but "has no money" cheap.)

Skanky people can be walmart shoppers, however; not all walmart shoppers can be skanks, often times lacking the sluttiness that is required.

Sean: Hey dude look at that chick. I betcha I could tap that.
Jon: Yeah, you probably could, but why would you want to? She looks pretty ragged and poor.
Sean: I dont know, im horny and she looks easy.
Jon: dude, shes a fuckin Walmart Shopper... look at her!

by smolderingturd August 7, 2010

Walloomsac

Walloomsac is a word used to describe something that is not normal, or out of the ordinary, or somethiung that stands out.

A bright red truck drove past them.
Dillon said "that car is a walloomsac!"

There were 3 red crayons and 1 orange
Taylor said: "woah that orange crayon is such a walloomsac!"

by DillVonTayyMonroe October 16, 2010

Wallop

Wallop is to destroy for cool kids before you have destroyed them.

I am going to WALLOP this kid in Fortnite battle royale.

by KingYonatan March 17, 2021