Terry Waite's allotment

see ambush

I got totally ambushed, she was groomed like Terry Waite's allotment.

by Barnold April 1, 2004

call waiting face off

A friendly way of saying "I don't want to talk to you anymore".

Me: "Hey, wanna do something Friday night?"

Her: "Oops, looks like I've got a call on the other line!"

by placebo February 3, 2005

waitron

A unisex term for a restaurant server. Replaces waitress or waiter. First used in Mustache Bill's Diner in N.J. in the early 1970s.

I really like the waitrons at my local diner. They are always greet me kindly and bring my coffee with the menu.

by Mustache Bill January 4, 2014

Waitress

A woman whose job is to serve customers at their tables in a restaurant.

Your waitress will come by shortly to take your order.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

waitmonger

adj. a person who makes you wait either for a long time, or repeatedly. From the word 'hatemonger' but instead of arousing hate, this person creates wait periods. Typically, a drug dealer is a waitmonger. Even better, doctors are waitmongers (but they're pretty much drug dealers too, innit?)

"What's taking this #@$% waitmonger so %#@& long?!!!"

by gantasaurus September 4, 2012

i'm waiting

When a teacher can't stand students' behavior during class, so they say this to solve it. Usually, this is a failed tactic.

*students talking during class*
Teacher: "I'm waiting."

by Research.nett November 5, 2019

waifriend

Used by some people to imply a deeper relationship, but in reality the other person is really wondering why your friends.

You won't be my waifu, but will you be my waifriend?

by ptbrown121 February 3, 2021