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[whack]

The ejaculatory matter (Semen) released by a masturbating male of any age.

Can be used as a noun or verb.
1. I just got whack on my pants.
2. I was whacking in my room when my roommate burst in with a polaroid camera.
3. I added my whack to your cream of mushroom soup.
4. You didn't provide adequate amounts of whack for our sperm bank.
5. Your whack is lazy.
by TurboTaco February 12, 2008
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whack job quack

a bigoted psychiatrical supremacist (terrorists such as alkita quacks psychiatrists ext..)
why don't the alkita quacks go taliwhack the the taliban frigen whack job quacks.

dont let the whack job quacks bullshit you with some twisted common misconception!
by KAboJa October 18, 2008
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whack jazz

Whack jazz is music that does not follow conventional song construction, tonality, and/or motifs. It's usually considered "jazz" due to the highly improvisational nature typically associated with this type of music and at being at least partially rooted in more traditional jazz forms, but not necessarily so.

More formal definitions of the form might include "avant garde," "free jazz," "experimental," "modern creative" or "noise music." A less formal term is "room-clearing music."

Noted practitioners of whack jazz include John Zorn, Peter Brötzmann, Merbow, Ornette Coleman, Albert Ayler, Fred Frith, Rahsaan Roland Kirk, Marc Ribot, Cecil Taylor and David Torn, just to name a few.

At its finest, whack jazz is art music with a punk disposition.
"Mark must be trying to tell us he's ready to end the party, he just replaced the Gap Band on the stereo with some of that fucked up whack jazz shit."
by Pic0 May 31, 2009
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Whack the haggis

Glaswegian term for the vigorous two handed option of masturbation while watching reflection in mirror.
Eg '' Hamish decided to 'whack the haggis' when his mother walked in with the coco pops...''
by Samanda#1 November 29, 2009
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whack

(adjective) The name for an individual who is neither black nor white but rather a combination of the two and normally is not accepted by either group.
Matt: Yo, is Barack Obama black or white?
Don: Neither man, he's whack.
by Art M. Typal May 9, 2010
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Whack

what race are you?
"I'm whack"
by Gold Money July 19, 2017
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whack ass nigga

1. rashad

2. melon head

3. anyone who acts like rashad or melon head
yo look at day whack ass nigga crankin tha soulja boy... oh shit it's rashad!
by Prancis Banancis May 15, 2008
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