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machine washable

A sexually transmitted disease that is curable.
"You have WHAT?!", "Its okay the clap is totally machine washable."
by shabbitz January 22, 2009
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Washed

-adjective
A term used to describe a general feeling of exhaust, tiredness and lack of motivation. For example, after a long day at work, one may experience the feeling of being washed.

It is often used to describe a feeling obtained after smoking marijuana or day-drinking.
Sarah: Yo Chelsea, you down to go out and get wasted tonight?

Chelsea: Maybe another night, I'm super washed today.
by ilovemyducks February 26, 2010
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Joe Walsh

Lead singer for the Eagles, also had a successful solo career.
by Chigglywiggly January 17, 2007
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Washed

You’re a n00b or trying to do something that is completely out of your depth / element.

Can also mean that you can no longer keep up with others who are more hip, experienced, or cooler than you. You’re past your prime.
You can’t go sockless wearing Nike Element 87s bro; you’re so washed.
by EvilMaldito October 11, 2018
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speed wash

I walked in on Joe and he was speed washing his jimmy
by macstever November 4, 2004
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white washed

An absurd, patronizing term used for non-white (usually black) people who don't fulfill their negative racial stereotypes. This term insultingly implies that one's ethnic identity is mutually exclusive to the lifestyle and respect that a white person can expect in his or her lifetime.
Ignorant D-bag: "Sarah's black and she speaks proper English and pays her bills on time, she's so white washed."
by JumbleJumble May 10, 2011
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Matt Walsh

An animal that lurks under sixteen-year-old girls' beds and yells at them to get pregnant so they can save the white race, then promptly skins and devours them. Much like a Titan from the manga and anime series Attack On Titan, the Matt Walsh doesn't actually skin and eat children for sustenance, but rather because it enjoys the kill. It is an "intelligent" entity (meaning it is capable of understanding its own actions and isn't simply acting on instinct) that just really loves murdering underage girls.

Also an actor from Curb Your Enthusiasm who is unfairly associated with this vile beast due to his name.
Beware the Matt Walsh, it loves children.
by Sninck September 8, 2023
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