Paedo van

Often described as the vehicle choice of paedos. Usually a plain white transit van with no stand out characteristics. Often used by many companies

Have you seen maris work paedo van.

by Havince September 7, 2020

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Pimp van

A van used to take family trips. Referred to “pimp van” by the father of the family

What vehicle are we taking dad?
The pimp van!

by QuickFactz October 17, 2020

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The elaborate anti-theft system involving the suspension of a midget from the roof of a van with chastity paddles duct taped to each of its limbs. This will result in a thief being incapacitated by a flurry of very angry strikes.

NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.

I have a midget in a van *wink wink*.

by Hypenta May 13, 2018

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Van Gock

When a girl is so beautiful to the point you are figuratively willing to cut your cock off and mail it to her as a token of your love.

That girls is beautiful in every way....I would do a Van Gock for her.

by PennyScissors January 30, 2018

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Van Heaux

Brother of Vincent Van Gogh, who instead of cutting off his ear like his brother, proceeded to cut off his Dick. No one remembers Van Heaux because he was a terrible painter.

If you want to be famous, you have to have talent like Vincent Van Gogh, not just cut off your body parts like his brother Van Heaux.

by livvydomestic November 26, 2018

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