valeria

It is a fake disease that can be transmitted easily by sharing water, etc. Can be mistaken for a STD or malaria. Used to trick unsuspecting friends into not mooching your food and shit.

"Bro I can't share my gatorade I have valeria"
"Wait dude, is it like malaria or something?"

by Steven B. May 26, 2005

valborg

A person who is obsessed with boybands

Omg she's such a valborg

by Susan1000 April 4, 2017

Valerie

A wonderful person who is undoubtedly smart and hard working and who cares deeply for all their friends. Everyone knows and respects them. But dont let their serious expression and quietness trick you they can be extremely silly with close friends! Overall they are a great person so you better not lose a Valerie cuz you'll regret it!

Person 1: hey do you know Valerie?
Person 2 : Of course I do everyone does!
Person 1: oh man Valerie is so cool I really look up to them!
Person 2: yea me too Valerie is awesome!

by Multifandom._.bitch October 1, 2019

Valeria the green gun one

Valeria is a girl who has coochie lice. she finds herself snacking on it, most of the day. at school everyone knows her as the girl with coochie lice. only some really know the story of how she got coochie lice but that's a secret I'll never tell.. xoxo, pp

"did you hear that Valeria the green gun one has coochie lice?" - pp and tortillito

by THE pp ;) January 9, 2020

Valerie

A pretty ass bitch whos flat as fuck :) shes really nice tho ;))

cutie whos that , Valerie🥵

by DifferentUniqueNames April 4, 2019

Wilmer Valderrama

The really hot guy who hosts 'Yo Momma' on MTV. He has that really cute way of saying 'a thousand dollars in cash-moneeeeey'!!!!!!!!!!! ack! I LOVE HIM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

I love Wilmer Valderrama!!! How could you not!!!??? that hair... that voice... swoon!!!!

by I Luv Wilmer Walderrama!!!!!!!! July 13, 2006

Valerie

A small asian that thinks she is way too funny, but 99.9% of the time she is just a dorkass.

why are you being such a valreie, valerie

by coreywaslegend February 28, 2009