Twob

A twob is someone of whom is the combination of a twat and knob. When one or the other just isn't enough, the term twob is the acceptable insult.

"That guy is a right twob."

"I hate that twob."

"Hey, isn't that the twob who stole your umbrella?"

by Max Headroom February 6, 2013

Toober

Toober is a person who uploads videos to youtube, subscribes to youtube channels or a fan of youtube also known as utoob.

Ray William Johnson is my favorite Toober

by mactifosi May 18, 2010

Twooping

Snooping or being nosy on twitter

~stalking someone's feed
~searching so hard for hard for that twitter drama

" Hey girl, are you twooping on twitter again?"

by Alliayuhyuhyuh January 29, 2018

twoobies

two boobies

A: mommy, lemme suck em twoobies!

by glibbyribby69 April 6, 2019

Twooby

A two-by-two matrix.

Typically the twooby is presented given two axes that are labelled with some quantity that can't be measured and the quadrants are given catchy names. These matrices are then used for important decisions.

To everyone's surprise the consultant revealed another twooby offering a convenient simplification of our issues

by __mahju May 4, 2022

twoblay

Twoblay means masturbation.

Magno is a twoblay champ.

by Jacques What September 1, 2008

twotblocker

noun
1. When a man is flirting with a woman. Another man sees that they are flirting and begins flirting with that women, exclusively to the first man. This prevents the first man from getting sex with the woman.
2. A man who is trying to prevent another man from getting sex. He does this by flirting with the girl the original man planned on having sex with.

1. I was real close to getting her in bed, until Johnny walked in and turned it into a real twotblocker.
2. That chick had a thing for me, until the twotblocker started talking to her.

by fushahb20815 May 17, 2009