Triddler

Three times the diddler. Also known as a triple offender. A creepy looking older man who makes anyone in his presence, especially children, feel uneasy. The type of guy who hangs around public toilets just to get a wiff of other peoples asses.

Mr. Kennedy spooned my nuts with a soup ladle. He is my cooking teacher. What a triddler.

Look at that old fuck playing pocket pool while watching the kids play on the seesaw... what a fucking triddler.

by Rusty Truck November 6, 2010

elephant turd in the room

Something everyone tries to ignore but which has gotten much worse than just the elephant.

It was somewhat easier, they all thought, to just continue to pretend not to smell the horrific, near paralyzing stench of the elephant turd in the room.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Amber Turd

When you're not potty trained and take a poo on the bed instead of the toilet

Amber Turd isn't potty trained and took a big steamin' shite on the bed

by UltimateDoge November 18, 2022

turd burg

When there is so much excrement in the toilet that it rises above the water level, resembling an ice burg, only this bitch is made of shit.

"Hey, go look at that turd burg I just left in the shitter"

by Sarge25 May 15, 2008

King George the Turd

King George the Turd (jorj thuh turd) NOUN. George Walker Bush, 43rd president of the United States. See also, "Turd Reich."

This country is a scatocracy, the biggest shits rise to the top. That's how we wound up with King George the Turd.

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

tubridy

Something repulsive beyond imagination, or just a general term of derision. Derived from Irish broadcaster Ryan Tubridy.

'hows your new gaf working out for you, John?', posed Flannery. 'Man, its absolute tubridy - the shower leaks, the neighbours are pricks, and there's a strange smell of rotting flesh in the kitchen. Tubridy, complete tubridy...' replied John with an expression of disgust on his face.

by Wavioli August 26, 2006

Turd

A pasty waste shaped like a log and released from the anus that usually creates a horrific smell

Chad : Oh Kiersten I could sit here with you and caress you body for hours.
Kiersten : Thanks Chad by the way did you Shit Your Pants?
Chad: Uh no it was probally Steve!
Kiersten : Why would Steve be in my apartment on a Friday night while we were cuddling?
Chad : Well you know how strong his Turds are the smell can linger for miles!
Kiersten : True that is so true about Steve!

by SlopNChop March 22, 2017