Turtle

A nickname given to a male with a shaved head with a chin that sits close to his chest. His head will typically bob up and down like a turtle when eating.

Rascal: Psst! Hey homey! There's that Paisa from East Los again! Dude's chowing down on the nasty ass prison food!

Cuete: Look at his head bobbing up and down! (Mimes bobbing head and 'feed me' motion)

Rascal: We're callin' that muthafucka Turtle from here on out!

by ZXY&ABC July 15, 2019

Turtle Power

1.) What you would have if you were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
2.) Something you know you wish you had!

1.) "Wow, Timmy has Turtle Power, he must be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!"
2.) "Aww, I wish I had Turtle Power too." 'goes off and attempts to stitch a turtle to his back'

by DrNic January 18, 2006

teenage mutant ninja turtles

An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.

Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!

TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!

Me: Fuckin' A!

by Gizwidget February 14, 2007

Sea Turtles

When something inexplicable happens, or you don't want to explain something, you can use "Sea Turtles" as a stand in.

'Teague beckons forth the dog with the keys, last left on the cannibal island'
Ragetti: Is that... can't be.
Pintel: How?
Captain Teague: Sea turtles, mate.

by J david February 1, 2008

turtleback bag

When a child's bookbag is so full that his\her bag ends up acting like a turtle's shell causing slouching and slow movement.

Billy Jean:Boy Diana sure has a full backpack
Smooth criminal:Yea poor Diana has a turtleback bag

by LEOGEO October 16, 2009

Turtle Dip

Tea-bagging someone with a turd hanging half-way out of your asshole. Preferably, the recipient will be blind-folded or closing their eyes to keep them in suspense over whether they are about to get the ballsack or the shit with every successive dip.

"I gave your mother the turtle dip, not because she is such a whore but because I thought it would make her stop trying to fuck me."

by mrcheesenowait October 22, 2011

Turtle Dress

A dress that is so short, you can almost see the woman's vagina aka snapper.

"Dude, did you see that chick in the turtle dress standing at the bar"?

"What's a turtle dress"?

"An inch shorter and we would be able to see her snapper"!

by nitkilla September 27, 2012