cerys tovey

cerys tovey is the worlds most beautiful girl in the world. only perfect people are named cerys tovey. you should marry anyone named cerys tovey

random person: “ew i hate cerys tovey”

anyone with common sense: “go die cerys tovey is the best”

by iloveddot January 5, 2023

Toggled-Toed

Someone who goes to every social media site just to cause trouble.

That Toggled-Toed bully in high school is pretty much stalking me just to get his kicks.

by lowlord43 May 1, 2023

Two toned flat nose gorilla

This is a magical gorilla that got his nose punched off.he drinks bleach and is obese.he shall be known as juan Jose Batista

Go get that two toned flat nose gorilla out of here

by Stevenbando July 16, 2023

three toed leprechaun

This is the regional name for a particular strain of hallucinogenic mushroom that is identified by its three distinctive slightly green colored lobes. When consumed in small quantities it is considered extremely hallucinogenic, but in large quantities it may cause dysentery and death. Some species of North American wildlife is known to consume this for recreational purposes.

Three toed leprechaun is a mushroom that causes hallucinations when consumed.

Example one: My neighbor's dog Leroy got into some of that three-toed leprechaun and was freaking out until he started crapping himself to death.
Example two: while forging for truffles and other wild mushrooms Melissa stumbled upon the elusive three-toed leprechaun fungi and partook of its particular medicinal and hallucinogenic quantities.

by Scientific Researcher July 19, 2024

Purple-Toed

When a hypothetical person or president sneaks into your room and sucks your toes until they are purple and lifeless.

“Damn, is she okay? She’s walking funny.”
“Pretty sure she got purple-toed last night.”

by thursdaygirl October 11, 2023

Top-toed

A woman who is vastly attractive to the outward eye but is shy and not aware/conscious of how beautiful she is.

“Wow. I’ve never met a person as top-toed as she is. What a fascinating young lady.”

by Olsacellist December 23, 2023

toasty toledo

When you shit in a plastic bag and wrap it around your partners head as a surprise. It is usually used as a way of foreplay.

Last night Kevin did a toasty Toledo and I’ve never been more turned on. We had sex all night

by Gurthy June 17, 2024