Toodside

A chinese word that refers to either side of a delicate peice of land or ground.

Keep off the wild flowers, toodside.

by Confused Chinese Tourist January 2, 2008

toolship

A relationship based on the services one person provides for another

The ambitious artist showed up to every art opening and was developing close toolships with gallerists all over the world

by jh-cph March 28, 2010

toolson

The son of a tool.

Father to son: "Brian, you are a toolson!"

Brian: "Doesn't that make me the son of a tool which therefore makes you a tool?"

by Dr. Funkenstein! November 9, 2012

Tonsils On Deck

Having good dick sucking skills. No need to show off boobs or ass. Cause your tonsils are magical.

Amber Rose said Tonsils On Deck. Ready to go!

by Cocopuffsup November 9, 2014

Tonsil Spanking

Giving oral sex.

Hey, girl, let me spank those tonsils.
or
Let me give you a good tonsil spanking.

by anonymust_ May 23, 2014

tonsil frosting

When you burst in a girls mouth and then grab some frozen cod steaks (preferably covered in ice from the freezer) and shove them down her throat, causing the flowing liquid to freeze to her tonsils.

When i give that bitch jenny some good old tonsil frosting she floundered around like a fish out of water. Literally.

by Chrissmoob January 5, 2016

toon tunes

Genre of music including songs from cartoons. For example My Little Pony Friendship is Magic songs, songs from Barbie movies, Trap of Love from Scooby Doo, Mystery incorporated. This could also include theme songs from such cartoons.

What kind of music do you listen to?
Since I had kids I really only listen to toon tunes, my favorite is "Here I Am" from Barbie 's a Princess and a Popstar.

by Mrs. CuddleFace August 29, 2016