full toobin

Masturbating on a video call in full view of coworkers, like Jeffery Toobin does.

Did you see Jeff go full toobin on the zoom call today?

by nope_mcnopeynope October 19, 2020

The Toobin

When sitting on zoom calls becomes a drag, so you decide to take your dick out have a pull to help take the edge off and pass some time. The Toobin finishes the business and realises he forgot to mute the video, and sees his work colleagues staring in awe - only to leak the episode to the national press.

Hells teeth, did you see the look on Jeffery’s face when he realised we all saw his stand up wank on zoom this afternoon! That’s the best example of The Toobin I’ve ever seen! I heard he’s changing his name to Jeffrey Toobin.

by Fingerpie4all October 20, 2020

Zoom Toobing

Touching one's self for personal gratification while on a company Zoom teaming call

"While Manda presented her findings regarding the effects of forest management on the containment of wild fires, Braden was suddenly observed to be Zoom Toobing and was promptly removed from the online meeting by the host".

by Flowky October 20, 2020

Zoom Toobin

The act of immediately stripping and masturbating at the end of any zoom business call.

Holy crap the meeting ended and Jeffrey started Zoom Toobin right there in front of us!

by Abhor Disdain October 20, 2020

Gone toobin

To masturbate during a zoom meeting.

I plan on gone toobin during my wednesday meeting.

by bigb0ngz October 20, 2020

rootin tootin

Where you do something that the south people approve of

Hey Bill that was pretty rootin tootin of you.

by lovedog67 April 14, 2022

Toe Tongin

A form of extreme intimacy known only by the realest of couples. Usually experienced while laying together in bed or under the dining room table while sharing a meal, the big toes of two lovers are interlaced and held together for extended periods of time, deepening their connection with every passing minute.

Milly - Brad was raging last night because the Uber driver was going to take 3hrs to deliver our pizza, but once I told him to take off his shoes and interlace toes with me, he calmed right down. Ain’t nothin soothe his soul like a good quality toe tongin!

by MillyMuscleMummy February 15, 2023