Clean my Dirty Toilet

A way to solicit gay sex in a socially acceptable manner via Craigslist.

I will give you $20/hr to come clean my dirty toilet.

by thelizx May 7, 2009

pump the chemical toilet

When one has sexual intercourse with a less than desirable looking female, usually a 'sex worker' aka whore.

Origin: Family Guy

Quagmire (with a trashy girl on his arm): Hang around little guy, I'll be back later (he winks).
Stewie: Oh very well. I suppose I'll go and pump the chemical toilet. (Eyes the trashy girl.) apparently, you're about to do the same.

by thatonedudebro March 11, 2016

handcuffed to the toilet

The inability to start or finish an action or thought due to the extreme need to go to the bathroom.

Dave was handcuffed to the toilet while writing his English essay. He couldn't finish the sentence he was on until he went pee.

by Moellertechnique April 20, 2018

middle school toilets

the middle school toilets roam the bathrooms of public schools. it usually has mold and moss clogging it up, as well as poop on not only the inside of the toilet, but the outside as well. not to mention the pee covering the toilet and the sticky floor. the smell is something like barf, stinky socks, and a years worth of farts mixed together. when encountering one, run the other way as fast as you can.

eww, that middle school toilets smells like old eggnog and fart bombs!

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Hiroshima the toilet

When you take an absolute gargantuan steamy hot watery shit (hopefully in a toilet), that typically is caused after eating Taco Bell, (and other Mexican food), this shit will be a traumatizing memory that you will live with forever.

It's called Hiroshima because this hot dihorrieah mess of a recked asshole, this massive Chernobyl explosion shit, this nuclear explosion bomb off a fart shit, should just destroy all living bacterias inside the toilet bowl, sometimes even going outside of it.

When this absolute honker of a shit erupts out of your now shredded asshole, like an atomic bomb, like a volcano, like a godly blast of extreme shit, it will destroy anything in its path, don't expect a clean butt after this, expect to have the dirtiest, shittiest, shower of your life, nothing else will get rid of it. You will smell horrible for the rest of the week, don't even try leaving your house.

Guy 1: Oh shit I think I have to go Hiroshima the toilet!

Guy 2: Fuck, call the plumbers.

Guy 3: Goddammit Taco Bell wasn't a good idea.

by KyrenShat March 14, 2022

We're off to see the toilet

A take on the brief jingle, "We're off to see the wizard" from the movie, "The Wizard of Oz".
Sung when you're on your way to the bathroom to take a plop (leave a shit, go poo-poo, lay a log, etc.)

♪ We're off to see the toilet, ♪
♪ The wonderful toliet bowl! ♪

Note the spelling of the word toilet in the second verse; it is pronounced, "toa LYE'it" in order for it to have three syllables.

by Telephony May 22, 2016

Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head

The ultimate comeback for when others "no u" or "ur mom" you. It has immunity to being no u'd or your mom'd, as well as other comebacks. Cannot be used with or against the comeback "toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug".

Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: No you

Person 1: Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head

by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021