tonkie

A condom or french letter

He shivered as she rolled on the tonkie

by Rodney Dale September 18, 2008

Tonk

This is a word that has many meaning's. It is a word that can not be told how to use, you simply must learn how to use it.

1. That guy is Tonked as!

2. She's so hot i just want to Tonk the shit out of her!

I'm gonna Tonk her like she's never been Tonked before!

3. Let's go get Tonked

4. Dude I'm so Tonked! (Drunk/Happy/Sad/Excited/Depressed.. etc)

5. I'm gonna Tonk you!!!

6. hahahaha you're such a Tonk

by Milfna July 16, 2010

twonk

an offensive name to someone whose being stupid

eric was being stupid, hes a right twonk

by Beccaroo May 27, 2005

tonk it

sexual.
skanker.
sexy.
amazing.
hott.
loves it.
that's hott.

"seriouly? all you gotta do it TONK IT SKANKER"

by Alessandra Palacios October 13, 2007

Twonky

A penis that curves at least 90 degrees in on itself or has a noticeable 'kink' in the shaft.

Sally would not touch Ryan Bonner's twonky dick.

by Mr Belvidere June 21, 2011

honky tonk blues

when someone is so strung out on methamphetamine and horny but can't get a hard-on

I had a bad case of the honky tonk blues last night!

by kahoutek July 2, 2009

twonked

to be under the influence of two or more illicit substances at the same time whilst simulntaneously suffering from sleep deprivation.

oh man... it's 5 a.m. and after those brownies and that hit of sunshine i am so TWONKED!

by scaredyants September 29, 2003