These pretzels are making me thirsty 

Comes from Seinfield.
I use it as a replacement for "this is making me angry", just like goerge does in a later episode.

You are at a cinema, people keps yaking on the phone, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (this idiot is making me mad)

These pretzels are making me thirsty by TheLordAkira September 22, 2007

These pretzels are making me thirsty 

A seinfeld reference. Can be commonly used when you are angry, or also when someone is complaining about something trivial.

Person A -"I dont like my car because it only has two cupholders"

Person B - "These pretzels are making me thirsty"

These pretzels are making me thirsty by Kellenjoseph September 10, 2009

Cum Thirsty

1. The desire of a man or woman to injest seminal fluid in their mouth, ass or pussy.

2. The overwhelming desire to swallow cum.

3. The desire to have a man ejaculate inside of your body.

Michelle is cum thirsty since she wants to have all of those men fill her pussy full of cum every night.

Cum Thirsty by easyslider January 5, 2013

sleep thirsty 

lacking sleep, the cooler way to say sleep deprivation

dude, i only had two hours of sleep, im so sleep thirsty

sleep thirsty by yoooo1005 December 27, 2008

The Thirsty Alter-boy 

The man kneels and faces the women standing upward. After severe tounge action to the vagina the woman will release love juice in his face.

"Man, Me and Sheila were at it again last night and i gave her The Thirsty Alter-boy when she stood up to get dressed and it got really messy."

"You sure as hell better have showered after that one!"

The Thirsty Alter-boy by Johnny Dingman July 16, 2007

Boy-Thirsty 

A girl thirsty for cock and wants sex

"Mostly fuccbois' want sex, But girls are fuccgirls too!"
"She is just a boy-thirsty cunt!"

Boy-Thirsty by Deepweb Hitman In Training August 8, 2017

snake thirsty 

Mad, very, incurable thirst for a drink.

Yo, Im snake thirsty money hungry son!

snake thirsty by omis September 8, 2009