A sexual act where the male lays on top of a vehicle and dangles his penis down through the sunroof while his partner sucks on it from inside the vehicle like a hamster drinking water.
Last night after a few drinks my girlfriend was feeling kinky and performed a thirsty hamster on me.
by SUPERNOVA8 February 21, 2024
Get the thirsty hamstermug. An overly eager and vulgar woman seeking a younger, more supple partner. Use it to replace the term Cougar.
by FranAnnPan January 10, 2021
Get the Blood Thirsty Mamamug. ashton irwin let me eat that ass like a
fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra
maple syrup id tear that shit up i'd say
some SLORMP on that BITCH you feel
me? your knees could be the apple pie on
the side id munch munch that shit and
wash it down with a cold glass of my tears
fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra
maple syrup id tear that shit up i'd say
some SLORMP on that BITCH you feel
me? your knees could be the apple pie on
the side id munch munch that shit and
wash it down with a cold glass of my tears
Tweet: ashton irwin let me eat that ass like a
fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra
maple syrup id tear that shit up i'd say
some SLORMP on that BITCH you feel
me? your knees could be the apple pie on
the side id munch munch that shit and
wash it down with a cold glass of my tears
Calum: That is the definition of thirsty..
fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra
maple syrup id tear that shit up i'd say
some SLORMP on that BITCH you feel
me? your knees could be the apple pie on
the side id munch munch that shit and
wash it down with a cold glass of my tears
Calum: That is the definition of thirsty..
by Ima female dumb dumb September 26, 2022
Get the Thirstymug. What his girlfriends cousin comments on his picture accusing his 2 female best friends for throwing themselves at him despite his girlfriend
Female friend 1: "dem veins tho"
Cousin: "do these thirsty Whore's know u have a girlfriend?"
Male: "she doesn't have to know she goes to a different school"
Cousin: "do these thirsty Whore's know u have a girlfriend?"
Male: "she doesn't have to know she goes to a different school"
by Anonymous0920 March 21, 2017
Get the thirsty whoremug. The steak here is so dry and our waiter, Christian, didn’t even bring us a refill on our drinks! We’re some thirsty munchers.
by ChristianJR2003 July 26, 2018
Get the Thirsty munchermug. An adjective used in describing a girl deliberately fishing for male compliments, attention and likes on their social media.
Person one: Did you see Kayla's new insta post?! She's half naked.
Person two: Yeah, that bitch is thirsty AF!
Person two: Yeah, that bitch is thirsty AF!
by lady lauren May 28, 2020
Get the Thirstymug. A Thirsty Hoe is someone who aggressively pursues sex and wealth, often disregarding meaningful relationships and personal integrity. They're known for their relentless chase of instant gratification, moving swiftly from one target to the next without a backward glance.
As soon as he got a glimpse of the celebrity lifestyle, he turned into a thirsty hoe, forgetting all his old friends and values.
by Saikonaut December 21, 2023
Get the Thirsty Hoemug.