Polish Bagpipes

A sexual act in which someone sucks on the balls while jacking off the dick.

I love it when my girlfriend gives me the Polish Bagpipes. Or. She treated my junk like a set of Polish Bagpipes.

by Badman14411 November 27, 2013

Polish the Crown

Masturbation. Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I am going to my room to polish the crown.

by Strange Magnificent February 1, 2021

Polish Slumlord

A polish slumlord is a guy that performs analingus on a girl's booty just so she'll be horny enough to let him shove his dick in her ass.

Ron: How is Bob always getting ass from all the girls?

Howard: He's probably a Polish Slumlord. Chicks dig that shit, man.

by Skorpious July 17, 2020

The Polish Vacuum

The act of having very short bursts of anal sex to build up air in the anus, while listening to a fast tempo polka.

Man, I was blowing farts for hours after Tony gave me the Polish Vacuum. I was louder than the accordion!

by The Oktoberfest Giggler June 2, 2012

bean polishing

The act of female masturbation

"Jen spent all night bean polishing, she couldn't walk straight this morning."

by JizzySpunkbubbles August 26, 2013

Polish Dozen

Fourteen of something.

How many midgets fit in a Prius? About a Polish Dozen.

by ChzSoda22 August 20, 2010

Scummy Polish

When one urinates into a half full can of Mountain Dew, and convinces someone to drink it.

Guys, Rick just drank a can of Mountain Dew that was full of my pee. I can't believe he fell for the Scummy Polish!

by The Notorious Mig June 16, 2011