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TextCrash

watching someone walk into a wall or door while texting.
HAHA! did you just see jessica TextCrash into the classroom door?!
by AmanduhhhhhhhhhhhPanda December 6, 2011
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textosaurus

one who refuses to actually make a phone call and will text you from dusk til dawn at such an alarming speed, while actually sayin very little.

can also be used to describe the short arm position texters use similar to a t rex, keeping the phone close enough to read.
(1000) texts later ....
man your a textosaurus today

lol

my arms are gonna be stuck in

textosuarus postion ima holla later

lol
by brj365 February 5, 2012
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textarrhea

The medical condition of sending too many text messages or messages that are too long. Applies to any text-based system including cell phone texts, facebook messages, email, etc... This common ailment usually occurs when a friend is hyped up on energy drinks or has had too many alcoholic drinks.
Guy #1: "What's up with that message you sent me last night?"

Guy #2: "Sorry, dude. I get textarrhea when I'm drinking and it's like the words start writing themselves."
by zzajlatem September 26, 2012
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Texterginity

The condition or quality of never having sent or received a text message; not textually active.
Jim: Hey, Jenn texted me the other day.

Bob: Oh? Looks like she lost her texterginity!

Jim: Yeah, she's textually active and just can't get enough!
by cpninja42 January 23, 2013
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Textracted

When feeling that urge to text someone while also walking or driving or somewhere that takes your concentration away for being 'textracted'.... (of course please do not text and drive)
Walking for the bus, Angy grabbed her phone to text someone.

Text: "on my...........fuck, I just tripped over the pavement. On my way"
Still being 'textracted' Angy quickens her pace and starts to slowly run for the bus that she see from the corner of her eye has arrived at the bus stop.
Text: "Gettin on bus...........shit, coat is caught in the buses door.......on bus now"
by Long Johns January 1, 2014
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textercising

The act of texting while exercising. Usually done while sitting on exercise equipment at the gym. Textercising works out mainly the thumb muscles.
You (at the gym, trying to work out at a machine occupied by a texterciser): Are you using this machine or are you just textercising?
by markspark January 8, 2014
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textopornography

Textopornography is popular among the teens.
by uttam maharjan January 22, 2014
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