floorganize - v.t., to organize all of your stuff into separate piles, on the floor.
Other tenses: floorganization, floorganized, floorganizing
"Your room is a mess, dude."
"Nah, it's floorganized into separate piles of crap!"
"Growing up we always floorganized all the laundry into separate piles according to wash cycles."
When you are obligated to attend church, despite your preferences otherwise.
Dude 1: Bro, let's go play some disc golf.
Dude 2: Can't, gotta go to church with the lady.
Dude 1: Oh, sorry, bro you got conscriptured.