Texterginity

The condition or quality of never having sent or received a text message; not textually active.

Jim: Hey, Jenn texted me the other day.

Bob: Oh? Looks like she lost her texterginity!

Jim: Yeah, she's textually active and just can't get enough!

by cpninja42 January 17, 2013

conscriptured

When you are obligated to attend church, despite your preferences otherwise.

Dude 1: Bro, let's go play some disc golf.
Dude 2: Can't, gotta go to church with the lady.
Dude 1: Oh, sorry, bro you got conscriptured.

by cpninja42 December 03, 2017

floorganize

floorganize - v.t., to organize all of your stuff into separate piles, on the floor.

Other tenses: floorganization, floorganized, floorganizing

"Your room is a mess, dude."

"Nah, it's floorganized into separate piles of crap!"

"Growing up we always floorganized all the laundry into separate piles according to wash cycles."

by cpninja42 August 07, 2010

Eat bugs

To tell someone to F- off, go away, go screw yourself.

Ruoer Murdock told Tucker Carlson to eat bugs on Monday when he was suddenly fired from Fox News.

by cpninja42 April 26, 2023