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floorganize - v.t., to organize all of your stuff into separate piles, on the floor.

Other tenses: floorganization, floorganized, floorganizing
"Your room is a mess, dude."

"Nah, it's floorganized into separate piles of crap!"

"Growing up we always floorganized all the laundry into separate piles according to wash cycles."
by cpninja42 August 06, 2010

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The condition or quality of never having sent or received a text message; not textually active.
Jim: Hey, Jenn texted me the other day.

Bob: Oh? Looks like she lost her texterginity!

Jim: Yeah, she's textually active and just can't get enough!
by cpninja42 January 16, 2013

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When you are obligated to attend church, despite your preferences otherwise.
Dude 1: Bro, let's go play some disc golf.
Dude 2: Can't, gotta go to church with the lady.
Dude 1: Oh, sorry, bro you got conscriptured.
by cpninja42 December 02, 2017

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