finger texting

The act of fingering someone using text messages. Usually, this action is used with the following symbols:

,,l,, (middle finger) or ll,, (two fingers) or ll,l (shocker)

Guy 1: Did you see your girlfriend last night?
Guy 2: No, she is away on business, but she felt kind of kinky last night so she let me finger text her. I was finger texting her all night.

by MattyLight21 January 5, 2008

teutonnia

Owned by a retarded guy named Leutgard. He is a pedo.

That is dumb as Teutonnia

by Germa_nc June 8, 2023

LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving)

The practice of a driver leering at another car whose driver is texting while driving (TWD), thus distracting the gawking driver. Thus, Leering While Texting While Driving (LWTWD).

I nearly rear-ended a semi while staring at some lady texting on her Crackberry while driving 80 miles per hour. LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving) is nearly as dangerous as TWD!

by DJ_Jagged June 29, 2009

toilet texting

Text messaging with one hand, wiping your ass with the other.

Kyle's phone broke because he accidentally wiped his ass with the same hand he was still toilet texting with. (PSA: Don't text while shitting!)

by Benutty March 6, 2008

Teaton

A means of artistic expression, a tool for the spreading choas and confusion in society. Often in the form of a nonsensical comic strip stuck in public.

Man, I just teatoned Walmart and a bus stop yesterday!

by Jonny Roasta April 25, 2006

Textsneak

Someone who is married who is secretly texting another lover.

Dude, I did a textsneak while taking a dump the other day.

by russelllll January 9, 2009

Textogropher

Like a Stenogropher who types silently in a court room, a textogropher is always around the corner somewhere carying on in a silent conversation on their phone.

He was like "whoa", and I was like " totally", then he said "u r so d.u.m." then I was like "huh?"
Jane shut the fuck up, you're such a textogropher.

by mdub-ya May 13, 2008