Testephalia

Lover of testicles

Bill just loved a good pair of balls. The way they swing in the wind. Feel in his palm. Bill has Testephalia.

by MrDuxx February 26, 2015

Texterical

When you're not funny in person, but funny as hell when you text people

Kasey was swag in front of a crowd, but was texterical clicking on her Galaxy 8

by BobbyIce May 20, 2018

TESTRONIES

Testronies scrotum, testicles, ball sack, male genital .

My husband has large testronies.

If my aunt had trestronies she would be my uncle.

by Momma Gordon May 30, 2018

Texterciser

A person who monopolizes a gym machine texting or exercising their fingers rather than physically exercising.

The gym is a waste of time when you are a texterciser.

by Pacergirl August 1, 2019

Taster

A fart so strong it fills the room. And ya taste it

Dammit Man That was a taster u cleared the room

by T/Roy November 26, 2019

Teester

When twist someone's ballsack so hard and turn it into a Easter ball

I'm gonna teester you

by thicc dicc42069 October 26, 2020

testes to the fortification

A fancier way of saying “Balls to the wall.”

Man, Tom really puts a lot of effort into his classes.

Oh yeah, he goes testes to the fortification!

by DevilRay97 November 11, 2020