texthole

Someone whose texting behavior is rude or just entertainingly stupid.

Some guy was madly fiddling with his cellphone while the cashier was trying to ask him a question. I couldn't help saying, "Hey textole, if you don't put down the iPhone I'm gonna shove it up your textum.

Mary was texting someone in the middle of our Thanksgiving dinner. What a royal texthole!

I saw this texthole bump into a street lamp the other day.

by Sausalito Kid June 2, 2011

Milk Teeth

editorial dreamboat with dark undertones and engaging content written by a mega-babe.

also south-coast grime and bass buzz-hub for uneasy adapters and photobooth fans.

Just reading latest news pon de Milk Teeth - whoah

by rampinshoppa August 16, 2010

teeth cleaning

The act of having your teeth deeply cleansed by the scrubbing bubble action of millions of tiny sperm.

syn: blow job, sucking off, eating tube steak

Mrs. Wagner's teeth look nasty, even after the teeth cleaning Ralph gave her in 10th grade.

by zeewoof June 29, 2006

no teeth

A phrase used to:

A. confuse someone when they say something really stupid

B. make fun of someone who "actually has no teeth"

C. say to a person who is literally beat up from the feet up

Person A: Usain Bolt is so slow, I could beat him in my sleep!

Person B: Wow this guy has NO teeth!

by jcoleworld4ever225 June 5, 2011

bacon teeth

A mystical creature that lives in a tree house down by the river.It's believed to have super powers that consist of turning snot into lube and time traveling.Rare photos have caught this creature riding a skateboard and laying down raps about slushies and ho's.It's diet consist of cheese in a can and twinkies.It's believed to be a friendly creature that occasionaly is seen dry humping alleyway furniture..

Damn dog..That shit was like David Copperfield with a splash of Bacon Teeth..

by dawn johnson March 31, 2008

Teath

The incorrect spelling of "teeth". Not a very common error, but error nontheless.

Person A: My teath are white.
Person B: No, your teeth are white

by bob saget July 8, 2004

Dick Sucking Teeth

Teeth involved when performing the act of fellatio, often very painful for the male receiver.

Paris unintentionally used her dick sucking teeth while performing oral sex upon Bush's penis and Bush screamed in pain.

by mike12312312321333 December 22, 2008