Tomorrow’s Teachings

A channel that is not well known on YouTube, however somehow manages to be even funnier than popular channels like Dhar Mann. They make videos that teach life lessons, however they are often funny or offensive and fail to teach any lesson. Some of their videos include Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash, featuring a man who has the power to possess anyone and aliens, Mom takes Autistic Son’s D**k Pic, featuring zombies and a teenager who is forced to pretend he is autistic by his mom, and Karen Hunts Down Mexicans Part 1 and Part 2 which is explained purely by the title. Oh and they sell merch and you can submit videos for $30

At school
A: Have you watched Tomorrow’s Teachings?
B: No, why?
A: Watch them when you get home, it is so funny
B: OK
At home
B: watches Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash by Tomorrow’s Teachings WHAT IS THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭 suffocates to death while laughing

by 😩 daddy October 22, 2023

Passaic County Technical Institute

The one school in Passaic County in New Jersey where all the smart brown kids congregate and has sprinkles of white kids that think they can be brown too. They get 90% of the town's taxes to pay for their ever-growing STEM system and get more money for their sports teams than the town's public school's "healthy" lunches. All the freshman get older and the seniors look like they came straight from Paterson. Students and teachers think they're better than the other two high schools in the town, but get their drugs and booze from one of them and calls the other school pussies. The only thing they do successful in their school is getting good scores on standardized tests and everything else is either mediocre or failing.

Going to Passaic County Technical Institute is like if the kids at Wayne Hills High School were all from Paterson but richer.

by The King James Bible 69,420 March 12, 2021

Techie

Another word (a noun) used to describe the boys of Sydney Technical High.

St George Girls High is their sister school.

St George Girl 1: "Oh my god, are you dating a Techie?"

St George Girl 2: "*cough* DO I LOOK THAT DESPERATE TO YOU?"

by flybyme June 4, 2009

technical threesome

Having sex with another person in the same room/bed, usually occurs after hard sesh.

"We don't care what you say Laura!, u were in the bed with Chris and Fiona was also there.............judge rules...........TECHNICAL THREESOME!, now get me a beer, some steak, and rim my ass!"

by Bridgy February 22, 2006

Techinicological

Describes someone who can operate a computer with ease and is tech savvy, they never wonder about game systems and computers because they know about them

someone who is techinicological: What do you mean you need help to turn on a computer?!

person who isn't techinicological: I mean I'm not TECHINICOLOGICAL! I didn't even know that you had to have a freaking monitor with it.

by Saxaphoner September 22, 2009

Technemo

A "Technemo" is some who:
-Is an emo kid who also loves techno
-Loves the combination of emo music and techno music
-Dyes their hair odd colours, but only when it's paired with black
-Wear random bright/neon colours amongst their usual black clothing

Much like a "Techno Punk" and "Electro Kid".

Technemo: I like My Chemical Romance, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Used, Nine Inch Nails, Retard-O-Bot and Fall Out Boy! And look! I just dyed pink chunks into my black hair! Am I a techno punk or what?!
Techno punk: No, you're a technemo, but techno punks and technemos are so close in genre that we can be friends! Yay!
Technemo: Yay!

by Talya Gray December 25, 2008

technicolored dream hat

A hat worn by fading psychedelic enthusiast. They look much like deflated hot air balloons and are usually vibrant in color.

Wow, that dude was wearing a technicolored dream hat... think he'll make it home?

by lee nasty February 16, 2009