Extra money you have to spend to fix, replace, upgrade etc. because of a pet's destructive teeth
Teeth tax is commonly needed when owners have a dog that rips up its toys and you have to get the kind of toys that aren't easily destroyed, the extra money needed for these "high quality" toys, is Teeth tax
Another reason you'd need to pay teeth tax is when a pet chews up a personal belonging and it needs to be replaced
Teeth tax is commonly needed when owners have a dog that rips up its toys and you have to get the kind of toys that aren't easily destroyed, the extra money needed for these "high quality" toys, is Teeth tax
Another reason you'd need to pay teeth tax is when a pet chews up a personal belonging and it needs to be replaced
"Dang it! My ferret chewed up his hammock last night, and I'm not in the mood to pay teeth tax to get a new one!"
by Chicago Mj June 29, 2015
Get the Teeth taxmug. That special time of year when parents make up for being too broke to exchange gifts after buying presents for their kids by buying big ticket items with their tax return.
So bill what did your wife get you for Christmas?
Nothing yet, but at Tax-mas I'm getting that new big screen TV.
Nothing yet, but at Tax-mas I'm getting that new big screen TV.
by ziggyshade January 10, 2017
Get the Tax-masmug. When a woman expects goods and/or services in exchange for the sexual activities she gives to her partner; simply getting sexual favours in return for hers is not enough - she feels she's entitled to more.
Chantu charges vag tax - she demanded her boyfriend buy her a new ring because she blows him regularly.
by Rated PG August 24, 2019
Get the Vag Taxmug. Any persons that has to abide by any TAX law which forces them to cover the debts of higher societal ruling class.
by Lou Minati Loves You. January 12, 2017
Get the Tax Slavemug. 1. an asshole
2. a socialist
3. one whose responsibility it is to collect taxes imposed by the government on its citizens
see also tax man
2. a socialist
3. one whose responsibility it is to collect taxes imposed by the government on its citizens
see also tax man
by Ted Jones December 20, 2003
Get the tax collectormug. The "wife tax" is referring to the guilty present that a husband has to buy for his wife when he mad a purchase of something expensive for himself.
For example if the husband got himself a Ferrari, he might need to buy his wife a diamond necklace as a "wife tax".
by Husk January 1, 2010
Get the Wife Taxmug. Needing locks on doors is a basic example. You step outside, shut the door, realize you locked yourself out and are stuck on the front steps in your bare feet in February. You are paying the asshole tax.
Or, at the airport, having to take off your shoes because someone once thought it was a good idea to try to blow up a plane with a shoe and someone else thought making everyone in their world take of their shoes would prevent that from ever happening again. The inconvenience is a small asshole tax. If you pick up a foot fungus from walking barefoot or sock-footed where thousands of others have, you're paying a bigger asshole tax.
Or, at the airport, having to take off your shoes because someone once thought it was a good idea to try to blow up a plane with a shoe and someone else thought making everyone in their world take of their shoes would prevent that from ever happening again. The inconvenience is a small asshole tax. If you pick up a foot fungus from walking barefoot or sock-footed where thousands of others have, you're paying a bigger asshole tax.
by Ygorl March 27, 2010
Get the asshole taxmug.