A shy young man who seeks to compensate for his miniscule peepee by abusing his mates. He is the guy who takes something the most serious while being the worst at it. He is still handsome, often being compared to Justin Bieber, with dashing looks, sadly accompanied by terrible manners.
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Person 1: "Did you see Tannercok the other day"
Person 2: "Yeah, he relieved himself in the fountain. He did look sexy though."
Person 1: "Did you see Tannercok the other day"
Person 2: "Yeah, he relieved himself in the fountain. He did look sexy though."
by wiggabigga69 November 19, 2021
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Me: “Yea bro it’s a Tinker doob, it’s enough for me to smoke myself”
Me: “Yea bro it’s a Tinker doob, it’s enough for me to smoke myself”
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an superhumanly hot Milf. someone I as a completely straight male would let peg me with a 12 inch strap on. Every boy in the school has wet dreams thinking about tanners mom mainly Cyrus in particular. she is short and sculpted like a porn star. -i love tanners mom
me: tanners mom. everyone else; shes so hot, i love tannes mom, im gonna fuck her so hard.
i want to have anal sex with tanners mom
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by RedHotTestyWarts June 16, 2022
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Someone who acts like they know what they're talking about, or acts like an authority on a subject matter, when in reality they know very little or nothing about the topic being discussed.
by Mabbers November 5, 2006
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"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
by Leukocyte December 20, 2008
Get the hammer tanked mug.An individual who is still in text mode when writing emails or letters. They write everything abbreviated as most people do in text messages but they continue to abbreviate everything even when not phone texting. This is out of habit but for some its just sheer laziness.
Dear Laurie,
How R U 2day? I hope all is well with U! I can't w8 4 spring break so I can come 2 Florida 2 visit U! Do U think the plane ticket will be Xpensive? Thanks 4 letting me stay in your beach house! I will write U l8ter....
Luv U,
Kaitlyn
P.S. Sorry I am a text talker...I'm just so use to texting on the phone so now when I write letters its just habit for me to abbreviate everything. LOL!
How R U 2day? I hope all is well with U! I can't w8 4 spring break so I can come 2 Florida 2 visit U! Do U think the plane ticket will be Xpensive? Thanks 4 letting me stay in your beach house! I will write U l8ter....
Luv U,
Kaitlyn
P.S. Sorry I am a text talker...I'm just so use to texting on the phone so now when I write letters its just habit for me to abbreviate everything. LOL!
by FASH1976 February 5, 2010
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