The act of taking a shit then turning around and jacking off on the turd causing you to "frost" the turd.
by my sewer buddy January 12, 2010
Get the Frosting the turdmug. by Airlats September 10, 2011
Get the Turd nozzlemug. When you nut in a girls ass, the morning after she has to shit out a certain type of turd, a turd glob.
by MeatMaster3 November 3, 2019
Get the Turd Globmug. Turd Lunger is used to describe a person who derives pleasure from getting a lung full of vapors from a healthy pile of freshly grunted crap. This type of individual will not enter a bathroom without ample reading material, thus not depriving themselves ample time to “Lunger” the vapors.
Turd Lungers are closely related to Turd Linger in that they both enjoy turds; however the Turd Lunger is motivated by vapors whereas the Turd Linger derives pleasure from scent and sound.
Turd Lungers are closely related to Turd Linger in that they both enjoy turds; however the Turd Lunger is motivated by vapors whereas the Turd Linger derives pleasure from scent and sound.
Bobby read the Wall Street Journal while he pinched off his midmorning grunt; giving him ample time to “Lunger” his neatly tapered turd. Bobby is a true Turd Lunger.
by Lucky Lunger February 24, 2009
Get the Turd Lungermug. Turd-Bling is any shiny or outstanding object in your shit that draws attention or makes your turd unique....such as corn or some kind of peanut or pepper.
by hippie2011 January 9, 2011
Get the Turd-Blingmug. by Stand Wiper December 10, 2010
Get the Turd Whalemug. A thin layer of toilet paper strategically placed on the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of muffling the sound of the splash.
My bathroom is right beside my room mates' bedrooms, so out of courtesy I often use a turd supressor.
by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009
Get the turd supressormug.