Tit Monkey

A Tit Monkey is a modern term being used for people (usually male) who are complete idiots. They are self centered and inconsiderate. Tit Monkey's like to "rattle their cage" or in other words be heard and lack any moral management.
Possibly originating from the term "Getting on my tits" or annoying.

A noisy neighbor who is quick to blast another neighbor to all his other neighbors but is the first to blast loud music late at night regardless of the working family living next door to him. This would be a Tit Monkey.

A driver who cuts you up without signaling and almost causing an accident. this kind of person would also be a Tit Monkey.

Tit Monkey by Manix September 3, 2007

tit tag 

playing tag, with your tits and someone else's tits. played ONLY by women for the enjoyment of their male counterparts, or horny peers. great to play on any cold day. naked.

i love tit tag! giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity O.

tit tag by Horny Fucking Bastard December 5, 2007

Tit Teaser 

A female, usually with large breasts, who deliberately attracts men's or lesbians' eyes to her tits by wearing a T-Shirt/top with an advertising slogan/logo/cute saying etc...Strategically
positioned right across her tits.

The professional Tit Teaser

A female who is paid to wear a promotional T Shirt/top with the advertising positioned right across her tits

Q.
"How can we promote our music this summer"?

A.
"get a Tit Teaser to walk around the malls and festivals"

Tit Teaser by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009

Tit fucker 

1) a person who performs sex by placing ones penis
between the female breasts in an effort
to be manually climaxxed by friction.
2) absofuckinglutely pointless and very non-sexy
3) a fucking moron

1) bill likes to fuck pams tits.
2) she asked me if i wanted to tit fuck her, so i said no, i wanna stuff it up your ass.
3) Dan is a tit fucker

Tit fucker by Raistlin_ January 3, 2007

tit-end

A generally foolish or undesirable person, with similar meaning to plain old tit when it's used as an insult. Made more popular after it was used in the TV comedy series Green Wing.

"You're such an idiot, you complete and utter tit-end."

tit-end by Bortron September 1, 2006

Tit-tanic 

A woman with giant tits(boobs, breast, etc) abnormally large and beautiful tits.

As we walked down the mall we noticed a Tit-tanic and stared at her shamelessly.

Tit-tanic by caidoz rellik 666 March 18, 2009

Tit chasm 

Usually a lady or woman that wears a dress that separates the breasts of a women and you can practically see their whole chest.

Bill: Wow! Look at that lady standing over there! Mike: She's wearing a weird dress that makes it look like she has no boobs. Bill: Dude, that's called a Tit chasm.

Tit chasm by Mr. Coolyosas December 3, 2009