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Hayden thomson

Hayden thomson loves to wear baby clothes and eat 67 pancakes a day
Hayden thomson loves to wear baby clothes
by Hayden thomson October 18, 2020
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Thomson

Thomson is your very favorite person in the world. He is very generous and nice....and nice in bed.
Wow, Thomson was amazing last night
by Sptsptspt March 17, 2015
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Thomson

A god-like being of enourmous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intellegence. Thomsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing; Steven Hawking like intellegence and MacGyver-like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thomsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon. Thomsons have no time for games. Money making is in thier blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thomson:

1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.

2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.

3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Wholly shit Jesus Thomson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!
Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thomson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!

Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thomson
by Koreans are bad January 6, 2016
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thomson drive

The gayest drive u can have for the Xbox:D
Kip:"Lets go play halo 2 @ skyler's house"
Chip:"Nah he has the gay thomson drive i doubt it will play the game without any disc error warnings."
by datboy_pablo September 1, 2006
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Thompsonized

The act of getting bitched out by your boss and when he or she thinks that you haven't completed your work.

Having to listen to your boss drone on and endlessly monologue on a topic
Eddie: Well, that was fun meeting with the boss.
MK: Did you get Thompsonized?
Eddie: You know it!
by InDaHighlandsRanch2 April 11, 2008
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Krystal Thomson

A girl who is fun to be with and funny as hell. This particular gal has the sexiest lips and hottest body. You'll find yourself smiling just looking at her.
I saw krystal Thomson yesterday and I'm still smiling. There's just somthing about her laugh that makes me want more.
by schiesl April 1, 2010
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Thompsoning

The act of using poor grammatical correctness whilst drunk texting or any other form of messaging
Person thompsoning: deer is skne booty ejidos
George: what is wrong with you?
Ryan: dw hes drunk ignore him he's thomsoning
by Sn00pius January 24, 2015
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