Drop the kids off at the pool

The act of releasing semen from your ass into a toilet.

I didn't even get to drop the kids off at the pool before he left, and you know what? I was okay with it.

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dropping the kids in the pool

I'm going to the bathroom and dropping the kids in the pool.

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For a gay man, it refers to him taking a dump. The "kids" are really turds, analogous to a woman's childbirth

That was a big meal we had. It's time for me to take the kids swimming.

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When you ejaculate into an isolation mask,then proceed to slap it onto a womans face.

She would'nt swallow so i used her mask and slapped it across her face. I told her since she would'nt swallow just quarantine the kids then.

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Jerking off and shooting a load. Millions of sperm (potential children) die every time someone jerks off.

I walked in on my brother when he was killing the kids. OR I think I'll go home, watch some porn and kill the kids.

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