Sweaty Quarter

When one thoroughly dips their choad in candle wax of their favorite scent and vigorously strikes a female in the twat with it for twenty-five minutes.

Male: "Hey, would you like a sweaty quarter?"

Female: "Only if you use cinnamon scented candle wax."

Male: "Right on!"

by Gnarfish&Jeevvz August 22, 2009

Sweaty Dick Syndrome

When your dick sweats uncontrollably and pimples full of puss protrude from the skin.

Phil: Oh, no my Dick has a load of Pimples, it's really sweaty..
Jason: You seem to have a Sweaty Dick Syndrome.

by Sonk July 28, 2011

Sweaty Mchenry

A Sweaty McHenry is when you take a pair of underwear caked with wicked swamp-ass, and jam it in a guys mouth until it becomes caked in vomit as well.

Guy #1: Hey, do you know what a Sweaty McHenry is?
Guy #2: No, what is it?
Guy #1: Sit down, close your eyes, and open your mouth...

by Googlebumblefish August 24, 2009

Sweaty trumpet

Term used to describe the anus on a hot day or if one is feeling hot due to exersise, a hot meal or hangover. Other variations on the cause of sweat can also apply.

After a particluarly strong curry the night before it took all of my will power not to blow my sweaty trumpet in front of her parents.

by The Gerk July 13, 2010

sweaty servedio

(n): a shot involving dark rum and ketchup

This round of sweaty servedios is on me!

by Mr. Ceviche July 19, 2010

Sweaty Texter

See Definition: Sweaty Gamer
Applicable to those who text religiously and obnoxiously instead of gaming.

Ugh, they're such a sweaty texter.

by CreativeInsomnia September 7, 2010

Sweaty sanchez

To have a sweat mustache after intense activity

douche bag 1: YO DOOOD...i just pumped iron like a motherfuckin BOSS and im so FUCKING sweaty i think i have a sweaty sanchez
Douche bag 2: AL-FUCKING-RIGHT

by Johnnybertone July 9, 2011