Hoodie Suck

To get a blowjob after pulling a hood of a sweater over your significant other’s head, then tightening the hood to form a small hole; afterwards, the dick is inserted through the hole into the mouth.

“This girl last night was crazy; she gave me a hoodie suck.”

by Tinywangjapboi April 10, 2019

damn that sucks

when someone is venting to you but you don't really know how to respond

Guy 1: (Telling guy 2 how his life has gone to shit)
Guy 2: damn that sucks

by personinsidethemachine October 27, 2021

sympathy suck

noun • As per the name, a exuberantly ripe and spritely suck bestowed upon he most deserving of immediate sympathy, unable to be sufficiently provided otherwise. Such a rite is usually provided by the nearest willing female, who performs any sex act you may desire out of compassion for your sorry state.

Ben: hey sexy wanna smash?
Maggie: nah, fuck off creep
Ben: But I have stage 4 testicular cancer and don’t have long.
Maggie: In that case, come get your sympathy suck and I’ll make whatever time you have left worthwhile ;).
Ben: Ahahaha ueh
Maggie: (acckk uehhhh *#!& it’s so big and cancerous ueh)

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 December 28, 2019

Hot Suck

The act in which a women or man performs oral sex after eating something very spicy.

Juan: Damn why were you screaming last night? Was she that crazy?
Jostin: Damn she was wild. Has me praying to god after she ate hot cheetos and started to do the Hot Suck

by JadedNox April 3, 2019

Cheese Suck

When u got a fat piece of cheese so u succccc on it instead of eating it

I didn’t do the cheese suck last night cus I didn’t have any cheese

by Cheese enthusiast November 17, 2018

Jail Suck

The forced act of male oral sex, preformed by one man to another to where domination and humiliation is the key pleasure more so than the sexual act itself.

That bloke looks like he's good for a Jail Suck

by Major McGoverner December 27, 2010

fuck the suck

What a Marine says when he is totally and wholly pissed the fuck off at the Marine Corps.

It is friggin hot, sand in my ass and treeless here. "Fuck the Suck" I am ready to go home to kick Jodi's ass and get Suzi Q back."

by Sigman July 9, 2006