strodle

strodle is a type of walking, which is described as a swaggy or cocky way.

“i’m going to strodle into the place like i’m something else”
“oh yeah u should totally do that bro”

by thestordellinggang June 3, 2019

Scroll and roll

The act of scrolling on your phone in bed for long periods of time.

“Hey what are you doing after work?”
“Not much, all I want to do is scroll and roll”

by Shboobie July 15, 2019

scrollonoscopy

The act of scrolling long reddit or other sites until you get to the good shit.

I spent so much time online last night it was like a scrollonoscopy.

by MoonlightOps August 13, 2019

stroglidite

a word my friend called me but i can’t figure out because it’s not in the dictionary and is definitely english

“friend”: gosh ___is such a stroglidite

friend 1: idk what that means but i will tell her you said that and torture her because i won’t give her the answer.

by Katsumi4 November 1, 2019

scrollception

Trying to scroll a computer screen being shown in a video

I was watching my favorite vlogger who was sharing his computer screen and fell victim to scrollception again when I tried to scroll the page he was showing on his video.

by tabun January 23, 2020

Scrollthritis

Tendonitis of your thumb from too much scrolling on your phone.

That thread went on so long I got scrollthritis from going through all the comments.

by Jemeli July 28, 2020

Scrollsume

The act of "scrolling" and immediately "consuming" information off the internet, usually from headlines on social media and news websites, and simultaneously forming a biased, uninformed opinion. Results from, and/or propagates, the spread of disinformation and misinformation.

Hey guy, don't scrollsume. Read the actual content. Consider the source. Does the author have an agenda? Is the author exhibiting any bias? Where is the research to back the facts presented? Do other sources support the same information?

Hey guy, you know when you scrollsume, you make an ass of you and you alone.

by RealReality August 15, 2020