Stretchy

Disrespecting giant nips

Damn thats some stretchy nips carl has

by ItsJustLauren (YouTube, Insta) November 15, 2018

Stretching

Code name for sex during the daytime.

I stopped for a midday stretching during lunch, feel great.

by O’Takieddine August 17, 2019

stitch

a stolen blue beta fish from Walmart

RIP stitch december 21,2020. im sorry that buenos (a tetra that lived with him) took a phat bite out of your chest when meghan(the hooman owner) went on a trip and couldn’t feed you so you died

by missingstitchalready December 22, 2020

Yeti Stretch

A stretch that feels so good you make noises like Chewbacca

What the fuck was that?

Yeti stretch...

by UrbanDEV September 5, 2009

Glass Stretcher

Similar to a skipe hunt. Car dealers send green car salespeople on a wild goose chase. The green guys search for the unit sometimes being sent between several dealerships with each dealership telling the salesperson a new story. Sometimes a device has been manufactured that weighs alot and is moved around a auto mall.

"Hey, go over to the Ford store and get our glass stretcher back!! Don't forget the safety goggles and gloves."

Common to make the fake unit heavy and ask them to go get it in summer when it is 100+ degrees outside.

by klone32 May 20, 2010

Butt Stitches

When you are in a situation that you will know will end badly.

When coming up with an idea knowing it will end badly.

Too much protein plus dehydration equals butt stitches.
Jumping off a building with no wings, that's butt stitches.

by Thebuttstitcher January 19, 2018

Ball stretcher

A ball stretcher is a device that wraps around the scrotum and pulls away from the body. Some models are made of steel. Others are made of leather.

Bob got some CBT and got a ball stretcher stuck on his peen

by CBTmaster 69 August 10, 2020