party stain

a semen stain on the front of your boxers or jeans if going commando

aw, man i wished i had wore undies, now i got a party stain on my jeans. hope my girlfriend doesn't notice

by art-eater July 16, 2006

box stain

Any stain left by a vagina, or someone so useless and stupid they might as well be viewed as a vaginal secretion.

Simone left a box stain on my comforter and I need to get it out before Lauren comes over.

-or-

I can't believe you are still watching tivo on the sofa. Go to work, box stain!

by n@dogg November 16, 2006

Chappelli straight

A straight in poker, but only 4 cards long (rather than the required 5). Usually thrown down onto the felt with great enthusiasm, and accompanied by a chip-raking motion with one's free arm.

Check it out boys! A Chappelli straight!

by Feisty Warwick January 28, 2008

Emergency Stain

The result of a man's Post-Masturbatory Reflection Period being cut brutally short (by the arrival of other people to the scene). Usually a parent returning home from work. With an extremely limited timeframe the male often has to forsake the ritual wipe up and throw his clothes back on, regardless of the huge blob of semen on his midsection - leaving a great big emergency stain on his clothes.

Probably occurs in females too, I'd feel to weird to ask them.

1.
Guy ~ "Woah, mum's home. Sorry pants, but this calls for an emergency stain"

Mum ~ "Why is there a naked lady on the computer?"

2.

Me ~ "I genuinely assume this happens to everybody"

by />/ //\/<^/\/ July 17, 2009

thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha

the person who sent you this is totally trying flirting with you in a very homosexual way. just say that you like them too

"thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha"
"haha that's okay!!"
yeah sure nick nelson, we all believe you

by dude.idfk_ May 5, 2022

Rolling Stain Ragazine

Formerly known as Rolling Stone Magazine

Did you get your latest copy of Rolling Stain Ragazine? You can read all about Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen for the 897th time

by Dr. Peppercrack June 2, 2010

gravy stain

The deposits left in the underwear after numerous bouts of diarrhea during the day.

I had a rough day, i had bad diarrhea all day and had to crap 7 times.When i checked my underwear, it had gravy stains in it so i had to throw it out.

by adam ccc August 22, 2006