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Stiff

A girl who is good at playing running back in football because she stiff-arms people.
"Don't try to tackle her, shes a stiff."
by 'Tomer July 26, 2005
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Stiff-hotdog

Yo, He has a stiff-hotdog we better warn him!
by ChloeRep December 27, 2015
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stiff twister

the act of playing twister while you and your male friend are completely rock hard and making sure you donjt enter eachothers ass
person 1: yo me and my boy played stiff twister last night
person 2: how did it go?
person 1: it was a pain in the ass
person 2: i bet how many times di you enter each other
person 1: to many to count
by GoldenFerret21 May 21, 2023
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Stiff

The state in which you reach max erection from moving an ungodly amount of weight for multiple reps.
After an uncanny performance last night at the local gym, Samuel Baker left with an unbelievable amount of stiffness.

I'm stiff.
by MoreStiff November 30, 2018
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be stiff

A kickass Devo song from 1977, released on Stiff Records. It's filled with innuendo and became somewhat of a theme song for the label.
Did you hear that new Devo track on Stiff? It's called Be Stiff.
by JockoHomo1978 October 19, 2020
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stiff spoon

Verb : The act of cuddling ones partner whilst having his (or her) erect penis inside of their partner.
Me and my Princess shared a "Stiff Spoon" last night and we woke up stuck together.
by Just_Jake November 22, 2017
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STIFF

STIFF- a rough and violent person, especially a gangster or criminal. Doing something precieve of being hard or real.
Jesse cut his throat then whatched the game like nothing happend. Damn thats STIFF.

BLOODBATH been in 5 shootouts this week. Damn thats STIFF.
He came out the penitentiary with 10 grand from extortion. Thats stiff.

Nigga i fucked yo momma and yo bitch. What you gone do how you gone act? Yea nigga im stiff!!!
by AtxTjohnson December 2, 2019
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