A person that "hangs out" in retail establishments looking for random people to talk to about their beliefs or opinions. Topics can range from religious beliefs to the dangers of certain nutrients in their diet.
I have turned into a stalker shopper magnet. I can't go any where without a random person walking up to me and talking about some bizarre topic that I don't even care about.
by Lolita0891 April 13, 2014
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A person who is stalking someone via social media or in real life in the hopes of getting more information about the person so they can get with them.
Grace: I saw Emily flirting sooooo hard with Miguel this morning!
Irene: Omg I saw her on his Facebook earlier! She's such a Thirsty Stalker!!!
Irene: Omg I saw her on his Facebook earlier! She's such a Thirsty Stalker!!!
by ThirstyBlondie July 15, 2014
Get the Thirsty Stalker mug.Someone who does not have enough courage to stalk someone themselves, so they employ the help of a close friend to stalk you for them. Hence, third person stalking.
guy1: dude whats up
guy2: hey, you wanna follow this really hot girl on facebook for me?
guy1: nahh, i don't third person stalk.
guy2: great. now i need to find another third person stalker.
guy2: hey, you wanna follow this really hot girl on facebook for me?
guy1: nahh, i don't third person stalk.
guy2: great. now i need to find another third person stalker.
by cweeks March 30, 2010
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JR: "La Resistance is running like a scalded dog from personality!"
JR: "Paul Heyman is running like a scalded dog from all of the bounced checks! Bingo hall! Bingo hall!"
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JR: "Jake Roberts tries to run like a scalded dog from heroin! Wait, he is running back to it, BAH GAWD!"
JR: "Batista is running like a scalded dog from good workrate!"
JR: "Orton is running like a scalded dog from charisma!"
JR: "Shawn Michaels is running like a scalded dog from jobbing!"
JR: "La Resistance is running like a scalded dog from personality!"
JR: "Paul Heyman is running like a scalded dog from all of the bounced checks! Bingo hall! Bingo hall!"
JR: "Kevin Nash tries to run like a scalded dog but tears a quad in the process, bah gawd!"
JR: "Jake Roberts tries to run like a scalded dog from heroin! Wait, he is running back to it, BAH GAWD!"
by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004
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I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.
by Jim-Bo May 31, 2007
Get the jerking off stalefish mug.A person, usually a hopeless teenage girl, who stalks emo guys, despite the fact they're gay or have a girlfriend.
They normally are dressed in black, wear band shirts, put on shitty makeup, and carry around Hello Kitty cameras to capture their loved ones eternally. They might take take to take a few closeups of themselves so they can add it to their myspace while they're at it.
They normally are dressed in black, wear band shirts, put on shitty makeup, and carry around Hello Kitty cameras to capture their loved ones eternally. They might take take to take a few closeups of themselves so they can add it to their myspace while they're at it.
Emo Stalker: 'OMG! He's so cute! Awwww...I want to go out with that emo boy!'
Normal Person: "He has a girlfriend."
Emo Stalker: 'Why does everyone hate me?!' *runs off to take pictures of her emo crush*
Normal Person: "He has a girlfriend."
Emo Stalker: 'Why does everyone hate me?!' *runs off to take pictures of her emo crush*
by l.i.n.g December 17, 2007
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