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mud squirt

An attempt to fart, but instead projectile shitting yourself a little
Jackie thought she was safe, but she soon realized that little toot in the ladies room was a mud squirt. Hope it washes out of that dress.
by Bridgette 69 January 2, 2017
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Line Squirt

When a couple of girls get together to masturbate, and they sit in a line all facing the same direction, with the hopes of squirting. This is the female equivalent of a circle jerk.
When my girlfriend got home she told me about the amazing line squirt with her friends. She said they needed raincoats.
by L1nky August 23, 2014
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Slap Squirt

The motion of a girl slapping her vagina while squirting.
Jimmy likes it when his girlfriend Slap Squirts.
by Chatteh October 23, 2012
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Squirt mishap

When both partners are too lazy to take shirts off and a hand job is just too good to hold back. that dangling shirt may just end up getting wet
Damn it! You should've taken my shirt off! I had a squirt mishap!
by Beabstinent September 11, 2016
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Cyber Squirt

Cyber Squirt refers to female ejaculation method known as "squirt", but takes place virtually during the process of "esex".
Last night during esex I made her Cyber Squirt bro .
by GhostboyLiterature March 21, 2022
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backboard squirt

He finished off with a backboard squirt
by Bigpiss.com September 29, 2023
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side squirt

1. (n.) those who you are having sexual relations with on the side, aside from your main squeeze.

2. (v.) the act of being a side squirt.
1. My main squeeze Chelsea was at work this weekend so I called up my side squirt for some weekend lovin.

2. I'm going to side squirt later cause Dave's idiot girlfriend Chelsea is at work.
by whitecocobella November 20, 2011
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