Definitions by Beabstinent

VHS and hang

When you're feelin a little throwback with your bae and your hormones act up and shit gets real

Hey babe, wanna VHS and hang? lady and the tramp sounds good to me.

VHS and hang by Beabstinent September 11, 2016

Squirt mishap

When both partners are too lazy to take shirts off and a hand job is just too good to hold back. that dangling shirt may just end up getting wet

Damn it! You should've taken my shirt off! I had a squirt mishap!

Squirt mishap by Beabstinent September 11, 2016