Spoon Jacking 

A true test of male bonding, whereby one gentleman of sound mind and kindred spirit, befriends a casual aquaintance of his dearest fellow stag, and understands the pressures and limitations of a "spooning" relationship, and feels the desire to aid the demands of the female entity, and hence "hijacks" a proportion of the workload, of course with the best intentions for all.
After which, an agreement is made to perpetuate this arrangement until the needs of the damsel have been adequately fulfilled

Michael: That birds been around a few times this week mate, are you sure you're up to the task?
Peter: Not a problem, my friend JC has been more than happy to share the workload. And even though I cannever recall asking him, I'm relieved he's there for me
Tim: Seems like a clear cut case of Spoon Jacking to me, and we should all be very grateful

Spoon Jacking by The phantom tanner October 31, 2014

spoon test 

The Spoon Test is a way to check if a person is asleep. If you are unsure if they are asleep or just faking, you "spoon" them by lying next to them in their bed, wrapping your arms around them, placing their buttocks into your groin-ial region. If they writhe away, they are likely awake. If they do nothing, they are likely asleep, or they are into it. The Spoon Test is a very inaccurate test.

Did you Spoon Test Jerry? I Swear he's faking.

Well, I'm not sure, but the pleasurable sigh he made was very real.

spoon test by Steven Wizzleteats December 16, 2015

spoon job 

Improbable natural impregnation because:
1. A woman is grossly unattractive.
2. A man is so unattractive/ineffectual/impotent that he could in no way father a child claimed to be his.
3.A woman's promiscuity brings paternity into doubt.

1. Jesus, man, she's so ugly I wouldn't breed with her even if it was a spoon job.
2. Yeah right, it's his! Must have been a spoon job.
3. She'd have more chance of knowing who the father is if it were a spoon job.

spoon job by DeepThort December 13, 2008

spoon no wiener 

the act of one individual spooning another without the acts of kissing, heavy petting or raccoon sex present. those who have attempted this feat of strength inevitably fall to the power of the wiener and thus, spoon no wiener has never been achieved.

christyn: any of you boys wanna spoon no wiener? random hottie: hells yea!

spoon no wiener by spector victim June 9, 2009

Spoon Tang

specific poon tang, gained from spooning

nah, but we got some reet spoon tang

Spoon Tang by candyboi62 September 2, 2010

spoon job 

(prison term)for reaming out a punks asshole before buttfucking.

see spooning

spoon job by like2watch August 1, 2003

Spoon Murder Klages 

Someone who cuts off a mans testicles and stabbs his eye balls with a spoon.

Man I did an awesome spoon murder klages on that guy last night!

Spoon Murder Klages by XCheyenneX February 26, 2008