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smoking

Expensive.

A good way to support your government, big business, and anti-smoking leach groups filled with neurotic assholes.
No... seriously.

Smoking finances people you care nothing about-- or worse, actively hate.

The sooner we stop giving the anti-smokers a reason to live, the sooner they can get back to listening to green day and cutting themselves.

And the sooner we cut the government's life-line, the sooner we can get the revolution going when they decide to bring back prohibition.
by Squirrel Man the Great September 29, 2009
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sporking

Having sex in a spooning position.

It's spooning, plus forking.
We were cuddling in bed, but he had morning wood and we totally ended up sporking before work.
by Wachel Bwady February 9, 2009
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smoking

it supposedly causes cancer and fertiality problems and blah blah blah.

Lets face it non smoker's die more than smokers.

Why

Coz there are more non smoker's than smokers and non smokers die all the time.

Therefore smoking is good for your health.
This pro-smoking was brought to you by Benson&Hedges.

The finer way to smoke.
by Sharpy69 December 11, 2006
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Smoking

Critized by many for ruining your health. Smoking is one of the rarest thing in life that make you cool!
It's simple - Smoking is cool!

It emphasized on your bad-assness, increases your coolness, toughness, dangerousness. Also strongly aclaimed for it's purpose of being a pussy magnet. Smoking reduces stress, fills your body with a very healthy necotine drug.

**Smoking is a very powerful social tool. With a cigarette in your hand you can talk to almost anyone without being shy about it!!***
My god you're so cool with that cigarette, smoking!!
by Baconrobocop October 9, 2008
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Spiking

In theatre, it is the act of placing tape on a stage indicating to an actor where he, or she must be at an important point in the play. This occurs periodically during blocking and usually involves glow-in-the-dark tape.
Spike this and set for next scene.
by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005
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Smoking the crystal

smokin dope out of a crystal shaped pipe
Kevin: Noskey, have you been smoking the crystal again?
Noskey:sure nuff have
by W33DSMKR February 21, 2011
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smoking spice

Smoking spice... To smoke herbs. To mix tobacco, teas, synthetic weed substitutes in place of real marijuana.
Have you been smoking spice?
by Ivyswild July 24, 2017
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