sloonking

The act of shitting in your hands and then masturbating you or someone else.

Girlfriend: Hey Babe can we sloonk tonight?
You: Let me get the laxatives!
Girlfriend: I love sloonking!

by tristans.lifts May 1, 2024

spalanking

The act of doing something possibly stupid In the moment without thinking of the consequences until later on

Just be spalanking and do if ,this might be the only opportunity you could ever get to kiss her.

I spalanked and texted him

by Hearts_4_mari May 26, 2024

spanking the block

“Spanking the block” is when someone’s block or street is being taken over or raided and the oops or oppositions are fighting or shooting at the street/block

KashDami and Suprxmetony were spanking the block

by anonymous June 5, 2024

Sfonking

The action of sucking the snot out of someone's nose and drinking the mucus then puking it out and using it as lube for gay sex.

Fuck it, lets go sfonking.

by acrellox March 6, 2024

Shlanking

Its just Gooning but u have to keep tickling ur flopper at a consistent speed while also trying not to bust

"have u heard of the new shlanking challenge? legends say that a person can only shlank for 30 seconds before they bust"

by GUNB!RD April 3, 2024

Scronking

Talking about extremely vulgar stuff around multiple people

"Dude my groin hurts so bad"
"Stop scronking man!"

by CreepBoom November 21, 2024

Slanking

What I call humans with abscesses

Person 1: Do you have a abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are slanking

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025