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spam

n. Something Urban Dictionary hates

v. Something Urban Dictionary will never do to you
We hate spam, so we'll never spam you.
by ZeroMan42 April 12, 2010
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spam fag

An obvious junk post on forums and blogs by either a worthless piece of life sitting in his mother's basement and/or a bot posting random junk everyone rolls their eyes at and will never click on.

EXAMPLES
1. Posting non-related quotes
2. Posting random spam links
3. Never coming to the forum/blog again after posting
Hey, someone ban this spam fag please!

WTF does that have to do with anyting, spam fag?
by TPX October 3, 2009
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Phone Spam

When a person or company voice-recording repeatedly calls you to sell you something or harass you, often resulting in a higher phone bill.
*phone rings at Tom's house*
Tom= Hello?
Caller= Hello... Would you be interested in buying one of our great products???.....

*Tom Hangs up the phone*

This happens repeatedly to Tom
Wat a great example of Phone Spam
by Optikmik3 March 12, 2007
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Bullet spam

the act of taking a gun (most noteably the barret 50.cal) that should be used as a single shot long range gun, and running into enemy territory and no-scope firing the entire clip randomly at enemies hoping for a lucky kill
"god damn it!" "What happened keith?" "I almost had a fucking nuke but some noob fucking bullet spammed me with a barret"
by motorbreath 69 April 25, 2010
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tl;dr spam

Too long, didn't read (tl;dr) spam.

An online posting which looks like a long, informative article, but is often filled with word salad, and contains links to an online store. Sometimes the "article" appears to be related to what they're selling, but other times it is completely unrelated. It's so long and nonsensical that most people probably won't try to read it, but some may click on the links out of curiosity.
Here's a small snippet of some actual tl;dr spam found on the web:

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by Lesa D April 25, 2011
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spam

Another word for junk mail or junk e-mail.
It's called "spam" because no one really likes spam (the canned meat stuff), and no one really likes junk mail.
Bob: Dang I hate spam.
Lara: Oh, I like it.
Bob: You mean that canned meat stuff?
Lara: Yeah.
Bob: Umm... I was talking about the junk mail stuff.
Lara: Ohh, right. Gotcha.
by the sane maniac February 1, 2004
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Spam

A Spam is when you smack a guy on the forehead with a flat hand or preferably a fish while shouting Spam.

Can be played as a Spam war, which is a version of Uncle but with spamming.
Random Guy: Spam!

A Random Spaztard: Oww! Now i'll tell my mommy!

Or...

Random Guy: Spam War!!!
Random Guy's Friend: I'm never gonna say uncle!
1 Minute Later...
Random Guy's Friend: UNCLE!!!
by Mmmmmmmm Kittens July 31, 2011
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