A madlad who hides until the time is right to SWOOSH in and then take the snacks of other people when no one's around.
They cannot be stopped unless they're caught in the action, or you interrogate them.

Alright! who's the damn snack bandit in this house? i put my chips in the container above the microwave and they were suddenly gone this morning! who took them!?

snack bandit by thextorzhater May 18, 2019

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Snack packers

A group of individuals, that pride themselves with invites to saving the flavors of a lunch time special, delivered in a handy all-in-one shoulder bag. With a variety to choose from. Like Nutty Butter Mix, or Happy Chaptain Trails or our newest Backdoor Smores. Shared with any circle of friends.....
(Not intended for solo use).

Hey,. Sally were u thinking about joining the snack packers for their lunch time gathering today?

Snack packers by She'll bone ya July 7, 2019

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Snack deeply

When you must snack in a major way.

After a night of partying we all felt the need to snack deeply, and finished the evening by going Canadian on the 7-ELEVEN hot case.

Snack deeply by Salt City Sage August 7, 2019

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snack rule

Gay

Snack rule: Sharing snacks? What’s that

snack rule by Yoitshypermanset December 3, 2019

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