A definition of a guy, who is on the wrong way . Criminality and blasphemy by commiting sins are normal for him. He also likes betting at Tipico and earning Harammoney
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"I had a totally terrible day. I walked in on my gf cheating, got fired, thrown out of my house, and diagnosed with crabs....let's get SHLAMBASTED"
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The noise a person makes when storming out of a room. Origionally invented by famous MC/Beastboxer Boogy Woogy in The OSG's song Mockingbird Feat. Thaulmatter
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by wordssmith July 1, 2011
Get the salami pantry mug.When a person releases fecal matter, and it comes out in a flat pancake like form covered in white spots. White spots are usually semen.
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Get the Salamandacious mug.Cover your penis with salami and stuff it into the girls mouth, silencing her screaming, hence, the silencer.
Bruh, My girl was screaming so hard yesterday she almost woke up my dog, so I gave her the Salami Silencer to shut her up.
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