Sapling

A young girl, usually 16 years and younger dating a grown man usually 20+ years old.

Elisa: *Points accross the way* "Sapling!!!"
Kenny Smoov: "Damnn she bout 13 kissing that grown ass man!! That's sickening!"

by Kenny Smoov January 10, 2016

Sampling

When one gets a Baskin-Robins sampling spoon and sticks it up someones butthole and takes a sample of their poop.

I have been Sampling the girls and guys at my school all year long.

by waitisittuesday October 19, 2012

Slapping the skinhead

A violent form of male masturbation.

Steve- "hey man, what the hell were you doing in the shower?"

Tim- "I was just slapping the skinhead."

by Nick P-dizzle August 10, 2007

stapling it up

Actions deriving from living in your grandma's basement for years and playing Quake III/Half Life 2. This activity tends to lead to pedophilia, alcoholism, baldness, unemployment, poverty and a whole range of social ineptitude.

"Dude, Chris got fired from his job driving a van. He's really stapling it up now."

by InfInIty13X October 20, 2007

Swapping Jays

A homoerotic scat act, whereby two men run a plastic tubing or hose between their rectums. The first guy then shits into the tube and passes it to the other guy. They then "swap the jay" back and forth between each other.

Yesterday, I walked in on my flatmate and his partner swapping jays with my beer bong.

by Mr Rekshun September 3, 2010

snapping a coil

laying a big dump, like a big giant dog turd that coils up.

Where's Joe? He's in the bathroom snapping a coil.

by squirto123 October 30, 2011

slapping the panda

This is when you are mouth fucking someone when their head is upside down (they are on their back with their head hanging off the bed) you fuck so hard that your balls hit their eyes and give them black eyes like a panda. Before you cum you pull out and slap you cock across their face while you cum, painting their face white.

Two nights ago I hooked up with this person that was really into slapping the panda.

by Localbuzz December 26, 2014