Sampler

When approaching a lady, or dude, offer them a sampler. This is comprised of no more than 5 sexual activites, without penetration, lasting no more than 30 seconds each. It is a small taste of what you consider to be your best maneuvers.

I like that guy, maybe he could give me a sampler. -or- Lemme get a sampler.

by Christine Jeremy December 24, 2008

Angry Stapler

While a chick is giving you head you take out, break both of her legs. Then you staple your dick to her forehead.

I went to see you mom in the hospital after I gave her an angry stapler.

by Bryceyjay December 20, 2009

staple

a 45. or 38. special. a pistol

homeboy was poppin off at the mouth so i pulled that staple on his ass.shut em up real quick!

by 743! March 16, 2010

Dr. Roberta Staples

She's a really really really big bitch

Hi, I'm dr. Roberta Staples, and I'm a bitch!

by Believe Me I Know December 14, 2008

Staplesex

when a couple are engaging in sexual intercourse
a stapler is used to excite the gentiles

OMG! I had the best staplesex with this girl last night, she totally made me blow off

by tizzle30 October 2, 2007

sample pack

Something used in music production my bedroom DJ's to sound like the pros.

I really like Skrillex. I should but this sample pack and get famous for making dubstep!!

WTFFF

by Shep4Lyf June 25, 2017

sample snitch

A name given to those who search for samples used in songs. This comes from the idea that the people who look for samples are doing it only to get the original artist in trouble, which is not true. Sample snitching is not a real thing that people do.

Person 1: "did you hear about the new Daft Punk sample that was found"
Person 2: "I hate people who sample snitch"

by bigboybob489 February 24, 2023