shmammered

the art of becoming so intoxicated during a woogie hunt

Dude, I got absolutely shmammered last night at the Cambie.

by Thomas Karanasos April 5, 2008

Clammered

When You Get Drunk And You Are Hand Deep In Pootang

Dude, I was so clammered lastnight!

by M2Juicy May 4, 2009

Slammer sloshed

The art of becoming so inebriated one or a group of individuals become incarcerated for the evening.

"Yeah man let's get slammer sloshed and see who's on the cell block tonight."

by b.a.s.k. January 12, 2010

Shmammered

A state of inebriation between smashed and hammered

I was shmammered last night..
I got shammered at that party last night..

by Islandoger February 3, 2010

shmamered

The act of drinking SoCo and Dr. Pepper to the point that you are too intoxicated to function properly and/or remember anything you just did.

What happened last night?" "You got shmamered last night and threw everything around that you could get your hands on.

by spooby October 13, 2010

shmammered

the state of mind when one realizes that they have had entirely too much to drink and is now being carried, wheeled, or thrown out of the area where the alcohol consumption is taking place

Holy Harrison!! Did you see that guys projectial vomit? He is SHMAMMERED!!!

by fanch6857 January 19, 2011

Shmammered

To be smashed and hammered at the same time.Drunk beoyond belief.

Man Im so ready for this weekend I wanna get shmammered

by Pirate Wood March 26, 2011