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Spit and Shine

The act of spitting into both palms of your hands, grabbing your partner's genitals (male/female), and jerking/rubbing them in a furious yet delightful pattern. Can often be associated with heavy gagging.
Male 1: Hey man, how was it last night with your girl, did you score?
Male 2: Not much, man, she gave me a wicked spit and shine though!
Male 1: Spit and Shine, whats that?
Male 2: *spits*, *spits*, *proceeds to make disgusting and repulsive deepthroating sounds*
by Cypress Hillbilly April 28, 2013
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Chinese spit shine

Lead additive used extensively, almost comically, in protective coatings and plastics that would usually not require the addition of Lead.

Commonly found on: Childrens toys, flip flops, dishes and utensils, appliances, power tools, clothing, cosmetics, and nearly anything from Walmart. Often used in conjunction with Chinesium and Chinese Aluminium.
*Nightly news* Is your home a toxic wasteland? Investigation tonight, finds high concentrations of Lead in Chinese manufactured products like baby formula and picture frames...

Me: Hmmm, gave it the ol' Chinese spit shine
by baronvonfritz May 6, 2020
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shine

A racist (pejorative) word for black people. Every bit as offensive as "nigger."
After calling that black dude a "shine," I think he's going to have to go back to Alabama to pick up the remainder of his teeth.
by The Doctor November 7, 2004
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Donkey Shine

The Democratic version of 'HogWash'.
Wow, look at Hillary Load Up load up on that Donkey Shine
by Comrade Plasternasty October 18, 2008
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shine

to shine-
1. when you accept an invitation to attend any sort of event and you don't go or like standing someone up.
2. to ignore, be rude to, or to betray friends.
1. You totally shined us last night when yo didn't come to the party.

2. "Billy totally walked right past us as if he's too good or better than us. What a shiner."

3. Jon says, "Dude I'm totally over this chick..."
Brian says "Don't you have a date tonight?"
Jon says, "Yeah, it's going to suck."
Brain suggests. "You should just shine her."
by rocky4 April 27, 2007
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shinanagins

Makin fun of men with dodgy hairpieces
by Tracey August 29, 2003
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shine

(adv.) Refusal to an offer or a refusal in general.
Boy 1: "Hey Billy, do you want to go to the park?"

Boy 2: "Shine!"

Boy 1: "Okay, then why don't we go to a movie?"
by James Williamson July 14, 2005
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