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Dry Shampoo

Shampoo in a spray can for when your kids are driving you nuts, making a mess of your house, your husband doesn't know how to lend a hand and you have zero minutes for yourself.
I have a parent-teacher conference in and hour with no time to shower. I guess I'll just use the dry shampoo to make my hair not look like it hasn't been washed in a week.
by Courage03 March 12, 2018
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shampooza

When a male is having vaginal sex, then just before climax, pulls out his penis and "jizzes" in the females hair.
"Baby im about to become a shampooza. AHHH!"
"My boyfriend is a shampooza"
by DustinPPP22 December 26, 2006
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scimper

When someone slinks away like an adolescent girl. Usually black wannabe Euro trash that are named Matt, Winifred or Hayes scimper.

This word is not a combination of the words scamper and simper.
When we kicked Matt out of the house he scimpered away.
by Chenee April 1, 2008
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ShamPOW

When you pay a prostitute to come to your hotel room and she bites your tongue. Your only option is to punch her in the face to make her let go.
My buddy Vince hooked up with a fine hooker at the nightclub the other day. When he brought her back to the room, she got nasty so he gave her a shamPOW!
by daddydaycare March 30, 2009
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Shampagne

n. Expensive sparkling wine not produced in the Champagne region of France
"Wow! Who would have thought you could pay $100 for shampagne"
by Auto de Fe December 14, 2009
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Shampoo Effect

The phenomenon of when it takes just a little bit of booze to get drunk the day after a night of many alcoholic beverages. The same way as when a bottle of shampoo is almost empty and it just takes a little bit of water to make more shampoo.
"Man im feeling drunk after these 2 beers for some reason. It must be the shampoo effect going on from all those shots I did last night."
by Gun5linger August 9, 2012
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Shampam

Shampam

1. verb- to jab one's fingers into the stomach of another, and as they are bent over in pain, to hit them down with a blow to the back of the neck with one's elbow. Usually accompanied by the yell of "SHAMPAM!"

2. noun- the pain you are left with after someone has shampammed you, or a metaphorical feeling, as though someone has just shampammed you.
1. "Hey dude, whatsu--"
"SHAMPAM!"*shampam*
"Ow! Christ, man! What'd you shampam me for?"

2."Man, I'm feeling a lot of shampam right now."
by P,L,L,AMUD July 1, 2011
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