pear shaped

If you are to have a large evening that consists of consuming ridiculous amounts of either alcohol or illegal substances you are bound to end up pear shaped.When your mind and internal organs are not functioning as they should do,due to mind altering substance use, you are pear shaped.

"Gee whiz,last night was a fuckn corka!Tell ya what,I'm gonna be fuckn PEAR SHAPED tomorrow!!YEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

by Philthy Phil October 24, 2006

mushroom slapped

To awaken one under the influence of psilocybin from incoherence with a quick slap of the hand to the face

Tony mushroom slapped Albert so as to awaken him from his incomprehensibly negative, drug-induced rant. (But Bert just became further enraged and had to be wheel chaired to bed.)

by Alphonse Drizzny January 5, 2009

gone pear-shaped

Become overweight. Increased girth in stomach and butt areas. Lost any semblence of a decent figure.

"Dude, have you seen Miguel since he got that desk job? His ass has ex-pan-ded! He's gone pear-shaped!"

by thatgirl June 28, 2004

Jap-slapped

A confluence of horrendous disasters befalling one or more people in a short space of time.

A: How you doing?
B: Man, I've been Jap-slapped! Wife left me, took the kids, someone keyed my car and I got diagnosed with pneumonia! WTF?

by gumbo23 April 1, 2011

Ho Slapped

Wut busted ho's get that steal ur man, friend's man, relatives, or ur boyz.

U know wut ho's get? They get ho slapped!!

by Ashley Deka October 4, 2005

shupped

to be sllenced .One who has been shupped has been silenced.

"he has been shupped"
"shup you life then!"
"yes, he was a shupper"

by bez then July 20, 2008

boot shaped

Look at a map of Idaho or Italy they are places that are shaped like a boot.

I live in Idaho, the boot shaped state, down in the toe part near Wyoming.

by admason October 25, 2006