Scrotemeal

Any sub-standard microwave oatmeal.

Dude, that was total scrotemeal we had for breakfast.

by J. E. Smith May 15, 2006

Scrote

Halfway between a dick and an asshole, literally and figuratively. Shortened version of scrotum.

That scrote withthe BMW just parked in a handicap space. Hey scrote - feminine hygiene products are on aisle eight. If you don't turn down theat Justin Bieber music I will kick you in the scrote, Scrote. Note: Justin Bieber has no scrote. See: hermaphrodite.

by Duane Lippschitz January 20, 2011

we are scrowed

The same as "we are fucked." "scrow" is the same as "fuck"

o shit we are scrowed

by [emu] June 1, 2011

scrote-flick

When your female companion flicks a testicle which once peacefully resided within your scrotem just to see how you would react.

If it looks like I am walking funny its because my girl gave me the scrote-flick last night... I guess nobody told her that shit hurts.

by Sore in Sencinitas February 20, 2007

scrotel

One who believes definitions of invented words posted on the net by vandals.

He's such a scrotel, he believes scrotel is a word.

by GuineaPig December 3, 2007

scrotebag

(n) A worthless mouth breather who has the ability to pull their weight in society but instead has made a conscious decision to scam around town. This person usually commits quality of life crimes such as theft, vandalism, burglary, and stealing peoples phones at parties. You will recognize these people due to their appearance that screams "watch your back fool." If you must deal with one of these people make sure to check your wallet periodically and never let them "borrow" something. Your car, phone, five bucks, or cigarette will never return

scrotebag, Scumbag Steve, scumbags in general

by BigShteveOh November 7, 2012

Screwed over

When someone tells you "yes" and they really mean "no."

Ex 1: "Will you go to prom with me?" asked Mike. "Yes!" Naomi said. "Great!" Mike said. "I mean, no, I actually already have a date for prom," Naomi said. "I just got screwed over," Mike said to himself.

Ex 2: "Yes, you've got the job," Hank said. "Awesome!" Lori said. "I changed my mind, we don't need you; so no," Hank said. "I should tell someone that I was just screwed over," Lori said to herself.

by Ereck Flowers January 26, 2015